My cellphone is better than your iPhone...

Ahora to el mundo está en comprarse un iPhone. Y mas ahora q va salir el nuevo, so everyone is all trendy "I NEED A NEW PHONE!" Consumerism is really sticking it to us ... Y si no es el iPhone es el Blackberry. Don't get me wrong, I like em both. I wouldn't mind having either of them. I too fall under the attacks of consumerism, but today is to show you how my cellphone trumps your phone.

1- My Cellphone is so crappy that I don't mind putting stickers on it. I got stickers all over the place.

2- My cellphone doesn't need protective covers. Not cuz it's strong, but cuz I just don't care.

3- My cellphone don't need to pay extra thingies, doesn't need to be unblocked, and I can get one for like 1000 pesos...

4- My cellphone me levanta todas las mañanas con un mambo violento. yeah, maybe urs can do it too ... pero q chopo tu con un mambo violento en un iphone! hahahaha

5- My cellphone has an automatic snooze. El dice "toy jarto... me vua echa" y se apaga. El sabe que ta prendio descarga, asi que el coge naps. A veces es dificil de levantarlo, pq lo prendo y se apaga diunave, pero el se prende despues. Eso e malamaña que cogio de mi.