Words I Find Funny To Pronounce

Yo tenia una mega conversacion con Lyn, Eleri y Manu lojotro dia.

Palabras que dan risa decir!

Entonces me he puesto a pensar en palabras que me gusta pronunciarlas, no es que sean chistosas, but they're fun to say... this is a work in process, quizas vaya poniendo mas mientras las piense.

1. poop
2. tit
3. teet
4. chumbawamba
5. belly button
6. tater tots
7. lollipop
8. lily pad
9. boob
10. ridiculous
11. incredulous
12. boing
13. sika
14. sicote [clo's suggestion]
15. nalga [joselo's suggestions]
16. moco
    

Palabras Rechazadas

1. Flema [Gabbie suggestion]
   
2. Sobaco [Gabbie suggestion]
3. Bobola [Lyn suggestion]
   

Is that what Hawaii smells like?

I just recently saw a Glade air freshener that said it was HAWAIIAN BREEZE.

Now ... of course, I sprayed it...

I sprayed it a lot ...

And here's my question : Does Hawaii smell like Piña Coladas???

Cuz this air freshener smells like you spilled 2 gallons of Piña Coladas all over the place.

Anybody been to Hawaii? Is that what it smells like?
If so, where can I go that it smells like Rum & Coke?

Typical LoTigre Conversation

Time: 2 or something in the morning
Place: Spot [the best burger joint in town]
Topic: The Food Pyramid

Andrew: Ven aca, el huevo es considerado carne?
George: Bueno, it's in the meat part of the food pyramid.
Andrew: Pero it's not meaty.
Joselo: Pero cuando crezca va ser un pollito.
Elerik: Tu te imagina ser un pollito, debe ser incomodo ahi adentro.
Andrew: Pero es que no hay carne o sea ...
George: Dude, but it will be meat.
Joselo: hahaha dike debe ser incomodo ser un pollito.
Joel: Ey utede se acuerdan cuando vendia lo pollito pintao?
Moreno: Mielda si tigre! *manoplazo a alguien cerca*
George: Joel, pa dnd tu va?
Manu: El va mover el carro pa poner Belanova.
Joel: Ahi ta bien
*Llega carro con reggaeton*
Andrew: Te callaron la boca.
Elerik: Coge de esa perra!
George: Mielda q fuelte.
*Suena alarma del carro de Joel*
Joselo: No lo sabe usar el carro!
Eleri: Q pussy ese carro!
Andrew: Pero o sea el huevo sigue siendo como q liquidoso. Si me como un revoltillo eso e una jartura e carne entonce??!
*Paola echa mayonesa en plato, suena como una churria*
Andrew: Diablo muchacha! Y asi e q tu ta !?!?
Lety: Pero la yema del huevo se puede poner dura.
*BULLICIO EXCESIVO*
Joselo: Diablo muchacha! Y ESA PALABRA??!
Manu: Dios mio perdónala!
George: Diablo mi amor, pero ... y esa palabra?
Lety: Asi es que se dice!

... and it kept on for like 30 to 40 more minutes ...

I can't keep account of all of it, too much

Yorch Goes to the Gym

So, I've been going to the gym ...

honest-to-blog i have!

But today was different ... I go at 6pm because Eleri meets me there at around 6.30. Traffic blows!

anyhow, it's 5.15 and I'm thinking "I should go out in 20 minutes to make it there on time!"

...

5 minutes later:

...

...

i'm napping

...


I open my eyes at 5:45pm and i think "i should stand up, i need to get up, i have to stand up" my whole body is literally telling me NO. I was thinking all this and being full aware my body wasn't even considering the possibility. I was lying face down with my hands to the side, just lifeless.

this went on for about 5 minutes and i gave up.

...

6.25pm Eleri calls me "Loco dnd tu ta?" ... eemmm "yo, saliendo!"
"ahh ok ok, ahora es que yo voy a salir tambien" .... "jevi no vemo alla"

I get dressed in a hurry and go out. Went to gym. Did all the thingies. Here I am. Tired.

ya eso e to. bye...

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