Wednesday, August 02, 2006

"27 Ways To Be Like Jorge" by Erin Myers

To lo pana mio saben que me he puesto a limpiar y cambiar mi habitación. Ahora hay mucho más espacio, tengo una cama más grande y he botado el maso de porqueria. En esa botadera es que uno se pone a encontrar cosas que uno dice "¿y eto e mio?" Yo encontré dos pentalitro. No uno, sino DOS! Y para colmo ... uno tenia ron todavia. Imaginense de cuando es eso porque nosotros no bebemos asi de eso desde el año pasado.

Pero na. El punto es que he encontrado una listica que hizo una muy buena amiga mia el 28 de febrero del 2000. O sea que yo ni me habia graduado todavía. Estaba ahi en el colegio disfrutando la buena vida. Lo que me dio risa de este e-mail, que ella lo escribió dese Virginia ya que se habia mudado a vivir para allá, es que se llama "27 Ways to be like Jorge."

It's funny. Yo me rei cuando lo leí. Me dio risa ver que alguien me dijera Jorge. Me acordé que era el UNICO Jorge en el colegio entero y por eso nace lo de "EL GEORGE." Asi que decidí pasarlo aquí para ver, de aquellos que me conocen [sea por leer mi blog o de vida real], si todavia funciona.

"27 Ways to be like Jorge"
by Erin Myers


1- Act like you know what you don't, but this should not be applied to sex
2- Always ask
3- Don't panic. But act like you're panicked
4- When in doubt ... laugh!
5- Never admit that you are wrong, even when you know you are ... NEVER!
6- Eat good food every chance you get
7- Remember there is no such thing as too much sugar or too little sleep
8- Always make faces when feeling any type of emotion
9- There is no excuse not to dance
10- There are no limits when making fun of guys. If you go too far when making fun of girls, make sure you hug them, it makes everything "better"
11- Never blow bubble gum bubbles around long hair or dogs
12- Remember ... oldies songs are cool
13- When choosing something to wear, comfort comes first and socks are a must!
14- Being serious is not an option unless you are in "serious" trouble or someone "seriously" makes fun of your girl
15- Your hair defines your character ... mine, of course, is the best type
16- Don't [and i stress the don't] mess with me if i'm sleepy. - EVER!
17- If you act like you know what you are doing then people ask less questions and you get away with a lot more than you should have.
18- Read only the minimum amount in school but acknowledge the fact that some of the greatest people around are writers and see what they have to say every once in a while ... don't make this a habit though.
19- Remember... when dressing to go swimming, never wear hair gel. They dont mix.
20- Always, always, always wear boxers
21- When driving or being a passanger in your friend's car: always fear for your life, but know that if you hang on tight and scream loud enough nothing can happen to you.
22- Only bother the important people ... this should be left open for interpretation
23- Keep your promises
24- Know and admit when you've had too much to drink, but don't let this keep you from having a good time at a party, or anywhere else for that matter.
25- When in public, act like you're 3, think like you're 69 and look like you're 21. Although in real life you're barely 17.
26- Never copy anyone's style
27- Enjoy what you have, every minute of life, it's the only one you get.

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Bueno hasta ahi llego la lista. I think I took #6 too seriously. Ahhh and #25 well ... hehehe I had JUST turned 17 pero yo me veia más viejo. It's like now ... everyone thinks I'm like 30 or something.

So ... is this still me?

22 comments:

Haz said...

When in public, act like you're 3, think like you're 69 and look like you're 21. Although in real life you're barely 17. <= i dont knoow u Yorch, butthe way u write and the pics you have in ur blog: that hasnt change :)

Haz said...

well just the last two figures the 21 and 17...jijiji

joselo182 said...

LOKOOO yo si me rei con la de 21- When driving or being a passanger in your friend's car: always fear for your life, but know that if you hang on tight and scream loud enough nothing can happen to you.

hahahaha nama me recorde de la grita ke tu dite en bayahibe cuando joel pensaba ke taba en un rally

pero naa yo kreo ke noo ke no a variado na!!!


ps. ese brugalon se acaba ante del fin de semana atento a mi!!!

-*Negra*- said...

desgraciadamente aun no he tenido el placer de conocerte, osea q no puedo juzgar, pero segun tus posts creo q la lista si se parece a ti... y definitivamente juraba q tenias como 30 0 32, jajajajajja muy chula tu lista, n if its all true i think i would love meeting u.. bye

Marcy said...

con la number 2. mmmm deja ver:

...."So ... is this still me?"
...."wait? huh? what?"

un poquito namas :P.

cloklis said...

La 21 ya no te aplica de ese modo. Ahora es, mientras mas botones tenga el carro, mas entretenido estas.

Y mas si no tienen la carita del radio puesto..eso e a meterle cd para k despues los dueños tengan que fuñirse tratando de sacarlos:P

and the socks.... please use them!!

Manu Under Her Skirt said...

Mierda yo me acuerdo cuando tu me enseñaste la lista.

Deers*

♪ SaBri ♪ said...

23- Keep your promises <---- awww how sweet!!!!!!!!!

Teacher George said...

Haz i still act like i am 3

joselo ey ey ese grito es top secret

negra pero tu na ma tienes q ir al proximo coroblog q vamos a organizar Alfonso y yo. tu vera... pero eso depue

marcy i don't ask that many questions asi

clo e pq tu no maneja como una loca ... esa e la vaina... pero si lo hicieras, you'd hear it

sabri i am a sweet man :)

-Lyn- said...

3- Don't panic. But act like you're panicked

jajaja! esa fue la ke me dio mas risa..

yorch es lo que se podria llamar como un HIBRIDO.. some parts of him are childish, some are very mature and other parts are very romantic. Todo eso en combinacion hacen un YORCH!

Marianita said...

Totally....still the same the same!

GeorgeReinoso said...

21- When driving or being a passanger in your friend's car: always fear for your life, but know that if you hang on tight and scream loud enough nothing can happen to you.

maribel said...

yes

♥PRiNCiPeSSa♥ said...

en que piensa un 69 year old? 69696969? *confused princess yuri*

Teacher George said...

Yuri hahaha es que imaginate ... tenia 17 años ... eso era una obsesión con el número 69. el # pq yo habia hecho eso , ... yet!

::over-whelmed:: said...

number 3 and 9 are me all over..

now..

yo no se pero I dont think ive ever seen u actually dance..
hmmmmm

i dont recall ever seeing u..

Nightcrawler said...

verrryy ffunnnyyyy..... loved the list... although I wouldn't know if that's still you.

Gabriela said...

yup...

Luima said...

parece que e verda que ute e el teacher george

Minnie said...

"5- Never admit that you are wrong, even when you know you are ... NEVER!" - Not cool dude.

Teacher George said...

ey ey that was years ago ... i know that's one of my flaws, pero i give in more now. it still sucks, but i give in

Bianca said...

WOW! You still have that list!?