Monday, September 12, 2005

Blogger Is Talking To Me

I remember back in 2002 when I went to New York to finish the Associate's Degree that in the Statistics class Ricky Jamz would call me John Nash because I did the problems very quickly. It was a stupid thing, but lately I have begun to think if Ol'Ricky was on to something!

Remember in the movie Beautiful Mind that he would see messages in magazines, newspapers, and basically anywhere where there were numbers or letters? ...

It's happening to me.

Right here.

I swear!

Blogger is speaking to me!

I have proof!


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SEE !!! DON'T YOU SEE IT ?!?!?!

It is so clear ... I started noticing comment after comment ...


He would tell me he was "glixng" with my mind and that i was a "pruxy!"

When I started to freakout about being a pruxy and being glixed he told me ijqleu only.
I mean I was scared for a while there, at least he told me he was just joqle-ing with me.

The interesting thing is when I realized he spoke Spanish too! He told me why he read my blog and why he really never liked to comment on blogs, he is a passive reader. You're thinking "Dude... George ... it's a webpage!" ... NO HE IS NOT! He told me himself why we were both alike, he said "PQSMHMNO!" ... See? "porque somos humanos!"

You should all speak to him yourselves, he's a nice guy, but he likes to be spoken to softly, non of this screaming. He told me zsayosft [notice the TYPO with 'soft' which makes him more human] because I was yelling from delirium.

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I need to go now because he just said:

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28 comments:

Libélula said...

Weird...but very funny, George!!!

Anonymous said...

jajajaja tu lo que ta e' loco....
hmmm a ver a mi me salio este "miogsc" que crees que sea? :D

ahora el de "porque somos humanos" como que ta raro si...pero na

FLoWeR pOwEr! said...

ok...so that must be some cousin of "the voices inside my head"....but people just dont belive me!!!...
(shhhhh...shut up!...i'm writing a comment on mr. teachers blog)...
ok...so, wow...mr blogger doesnt talk 2 me...hes never been 2 my blog, i've seen him on other peoples blogs...would u tell him 2 visit me...i feel lonely in here sometimes....
jajaja...george tu ere un payaso (stopdoingcrack)

Thaliz said...

lol...cute:) are u ok professor?

Marianita said...

LOL!!! but....you're right, solo hay que detenerse a leer, muuuuuy lento y puede que asi se vea alguito ;)*

cloklis said...

erm.. ok... Whatever it is your smoking, sniffing, eating, stop it immediately.

I strongly advise therapy at least 5 times a week.

En el mio me salio lungb

Sera por que los pulmones se dividen.. Left side is A and right side is B? como los cassettes :P

me corri yo tambien

PLANETABLOG said...


Voy a decir algo que puede parecer extraño, pero a mi también me han hablado cosas que no deberían tener esas habilidades, pero siempre me pasa cuando tengo hambre.
Funny as hell, but dude, have you been eating properly lately

eleri said...

As simple as this: OH MY....
Ejemplos de mucha yerba. Viendo sonidos y escuchando visiones.

alfonso said...

vamos a ver si es verdad, te voy a mandar un mensaje en clave:

adfsd dffen jkcnveio hr439r09m m,xbnkehworuw0e9 oijer ilf4jhorh ui4yr89u4j ih943,m oiewrot4we,l 94 irjgorgvbniu lkdrgoire lkfdjgoihre vlfdnvl nfoh2'] anfh ahro3whl nbuwsl v
Ahi te puse el nombre de dos funcionarios que andan con una mega diva.

PD. el nombre de la mega diva esta en la tercera linea

Teacher George said...

yo se tan poco de disque mega divas y funcionarios... eso a mi no me importa. so yo ni sabria que buscar

Kiki A.Ortiz said...

:s..pa mi q toy predispuesta con ete blog..y e verda,el habla!el otro dia le dije a big q su blog me taba diciendo algo!...
pero deja de fumar cosas armandito pli...(consegui mucho diazepan pal fin de semana :D!!...ups)
me voy pq el blog dice

gtgpuhcs

Teacher George said...

te dijo GTGPUCHS ???

osea why would you go push cars?

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oh yeah ... he told me the the pencils say hi to all of you! LPXZHI

Anonymous said...

entoncess no me responiste el mio ...."miogsc" :P

Anonymous said...

utd todito tan "icyzanrxes"gyzil

MarinoVedder said...

Ahahahah tas pasao Yolch

joselo182 said...

ummm jesus christ yorch and to think that i believed that u were only an alcocholic

men esa baina hace mucho daño (its a hell of a trip) pero no te meta eso men

and now he said iqjoyp

so following the teaching of the teacher yorch... is the blogger trying to say to say something related to my IQ and that i have to life with joy with a :P face???

Kiki A.Ortiz said...

orita postie y no se puso :/
bueno no se pq el kiere q yo vaya a eso,aunke yo entendi otra cosa

mira lo q dice!
lokiyuv

Teacher George said...

joselo ... i think he's saying to be happy about your IQ, i guess it could be worse...

"lokiyuv" is easy...
he said "I love you Ki"

Belle said...

Jejejeje... yo creo que es que esta feliz porque la gente ha dejado el lapiz para prestarle mas atencion a su blog...al sr. Blog... y por eso manda mensajes de agradecimiento... tu ves...como ahora.... me dijo...fpkkwz....eso es."gracias Belle, por ser tan comprensiva"..:P

ocean princess said...

hehehehehehe! pues dime lo que dice el mioooo "ifytex" :P

Sarins said...
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Sarins said...

Ay Dios miooo esto es insolitoo...ahora mismo me detube el mio dic "vialrg" ...creo q me habla de viagra o algo. ..!! sera q la necesita o la necesito yo..no creo pq soy muy joven o alguien q cocnozco ...le voy a pregunta..

Sarins said...

Ahora me dijo "ruzgeva" :S WTF? La gava de rU :S kien es esa?!

::over-whelmed:: said...

"i'll see u in a bit".. i see it!!.. i see it!!.. hahahahhhahaa.. omg.. ahahhha.. tu ta mal jorge.. ahahhahhahh.. lolaso.. -me acaba de salir -voaquoi- i guess that means "ven aqui".. lol..

Rosanna said...

AI MI MADRE!!! You are scaring me!!!! TU TA LOCO YOLCH! ai dio :X
K MAL!!! K risa tengo con eta vaina :X

K significa gsavg

Josema said...

bueno que te digo...
EHMITK significa algo :S...

tuve ke poner eso para poder poner este comentario..

drifw0od said...

hahahahahahhahaha te pasate

SPIDERWOMAN said...

Y yo que pensaba que sólo me pasaba a mí... hpzkhuzo!!!! me acaba de decir: "hija 'e puta, kohones, bébete un ouzo"... eso es porque tenía como 15 días que no entraba al blog...